However you met us, you've decided that a consultation is unnecessary, or not important enough to schedule one...
Meet The Doctor Analogy
You're going about your day and meet a doctor giving free consultations on the street.
You:
"I'm feeling ill these days (and lists a whole load of worrying symptoms), but it's probably fine. It's probably just a light cough."
Doctor:
"PLEASE come in for a consultation. Let me take your number."
-weird intermission here-
How many illnesses can you list? Go ahead, this is an open search browser test.
-okay, back to the analogy-
Your doctor scurries around every single day to guess at what those few symptoms you shared meant, and spends months/years warning you of all possible ailments.
-many months of refusing consultation later-
You:
"I'm dying."
Doctor:
!!!!! (u'o')u !!!!!
Sit down and talk to us.
Just once.
That way, we can send you only the targetted information (you actually want) because we would've diagnosed your situation accurately.
You don't want to talk to us!
-oh wait, we've already done that one-
Believe It Or Not, It Actually Works
Spamming DOES work for everyone who doesn't want to meet for a consultation. Because if you're not meeting us, then you're not meeting others. In turn, incentivising us to out-spam 'the others'. It's really that simple. Don't you love cheap data! :D
